Last weekend Shaggy was getting together with some guys in the neighborhood to talk about brewing beer. Two of them went to the third one’s house where his 5-year-old told them his dad was out on a bike ride and would be back soon. As they walked away, the 5-year-old’s friend asked him ‘Who were they?’ and Shaggy heard the neighbor boy reply: “One of them is my neighbor and the other one is the baby’s dad.”
Shaggy was the baby's dad, and he realized then that he had crossed into the Charlie Brown world where all the adults are just someone’s parents, and to the kids they only sound like “Waa waa waaah.”