heard on the street

"Lucy, can you tell me again what sound the mommy dinosaurs make?"

"No, that's not appropriate."

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a pig and a goose walk into a bar

I was reading Charlotte's Web to Lucy last night and we finally got to the part where Charlotte is about to introduce herself, and Wilbur is waiting all night, full of excitement, having a hard time falling asleep.

At one point there is a conversation between Wilbur and the goose, who is currently sitting on eight of her own eggs, about why they are both awake in the middle of the night, and if you smoosh them together it reminded me of being 8 months pregnant:

"Why aren't you asleep, Wilbur?"
"Too many things on my mind," said Wilbur.
"Well," said the goose, "that's not my trouble. I have nothing at all on my mind, but I've too may things under my behind."

If only one of them was also talking about waking up all the time to pee, we'd be spot on.

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friday cute shot