"I went to sleep and Santa came and then I woke up and Santa was there and I said, 'Hey! What are you doing to me?' and he said, 'I'm sorry' and I said, 'I don't like you sorry in my house!' and Santa goed away and I went to sleep and then a noise came and I said, 'Hey! What are you doing to me?' to the noise and the duck said, 'Quack, quack' and the dolphin said, 'Owwwwoooooohhhhh, oooowoooh', like a wolf.
A wolf came, a big bad wolf came, and I said 'Why are you being bad to me?' and he said 'What are you doing to me?' and I said 'Squaaaash!'."
-Lucy, telling us a story in the bath tonight
Goodbye, 2011!