Two years and four days ago, Shaggy wrote you an early birthday song to try to coax you out of your mama where you had made yourself a little too comfortable.
On two-tenThe song didn't work, but we're glad you finally decided to show your face. It sure is a cute one.
Twenty-ten
You were born
Because you treated your due date with scorn
Two-ten
Twenty-ten
Was the day
That Scorny McScorn Became Scarlett Ray!
Happy birthday!
She scorns other things now. Mostly raw vegetables and sitting still.
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