- The first assumes a seven year timeline of marriage (related to the seven-year itch). So when someone asks how long we've been married, he says, for example, "Four years, three to go."
- The second is about his third wife being born right about now.
So math and humor save another marriage.
Also, afternoon naps, really tasty food, being generally fun to be around, and lots of silly dancing in the living room.
Happy seven years, love!
Unrelated: Wendy, if you're reading this, do you remember that hilarious time at Sunday school when we thought there was a misspelling of Sven in the bible, but it just turned out to be the word "seven"? Whenever I stare at the word seven for too long, the giggles rise up inside of me.

